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52 New York, New York, United States
Seeking: Male 45 - 57
Education: Bachelors Degree
when I was young, I did not like myself too much, because I did not know about the superpowers I have. Now I realize I am a superhero with over 50 superpowers ! one of the superpowers that I have, is being able to hear rain sounds thousands of miles away, across the other side of Earth ! I am so impressed by my superpowers, and canā€™t stop clapping ! my dad told me: he remembered me clapping my hands when I was 10ā€¦ now I am much much older, but I am still clapping my hands when I am happy :) I am from the Island of Thelypstyk, just south of Thymescira, where Wonder Woman was from. I come from a long line of fearless warriors. my ancestors were archers using long bows. they travelled by horse, by camel, and by boat. I travel by plane, bus, and subway. I am in the process of acquiring 60,000 frequent flyer miles, by charging my American Express card ! I am a singer, a composer, and an inventor. I am making a superhero costume, with a bullet-proof vest, which consists of 3 layers: metal, fiber glass, and polycarbonate sheet. because of the long waiting list at the horseback riding school, and the cost of the lessons ($55 for 30 minutes of group lesson ), I have decided to take archery lessons instead ( $40 for an intro class, $16 for the shooting range ). hopefully it will be fun ! and thereā€™s always the possibility of making it to the Olympics, representing an obscure country, and eating at the Olympic Village ! Since the waiting list for the horseback riding lessons is a year long, I will go ride a camel instead, and I donā€™t have to fly all the way to California to ride one. I can just take a bus to the Bronx Zoo on a Wednesday, when the admission is free, lol ! I found out that I am very good at praying for people to die, and to go to Heaven ! The last three people I prayed for all died ! Jesus gave me the power and authority to wrestle lions and trample serpents, to cast out demons, to destroy cancer cells, to wake people up from comas, and to resurrect peopleā€”I just need more practice ! I have a Legion of Angels standing behind me, waiting for my command. and I have two fathers who love me, one is the Almighty God, Creator of the Universe ! right now I have a small cottage reserved in my name in heaven, and 14 large pearls on my crown ( in heaven, everything is supersized: 12 ft tall angels; giant butterflies ). I donā€™t think I need a huge mansion with roof made of gold, and walls studded with jewels. I would be happy just being homeless in Heaven ! I watched a lot of YouTube videos about heaven and hell during Covid shut-in, now I am watching videos about where to go eat in NYC :) Back in high school, I used to work at McDonalds, making only $3.50 an hour. After working so hard, I finally got a raise of 35c ! So I decided to study hard. now I am being bombarded by jobs offering $200 per hour, $300 overtime, which is more than 57 times of what I used to make. I have a job interview scheduled tomorrow in Manhattan. I have to be vigilant taking the subway. because of coronavirus, anti-Asian hate crime has sky-rocketed. McDonaldā€™s not only made me study hard, it also saved my life: I got sick visiting Hong Kong, with vomiting and dehydration. I thought I was going to die in a foreign land. but when I saw the Golden Arches, and tasted their orange juice, the will to live swelled up inside me, and I wanted to go home to America ! so if I ever make it to the Olympics with archery, I should represent USA !

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